Sobre mi: Chico, 24, de Barcelona, ingeniero informatico y culé. Sobre la pagina: Encontrareis todas las mierdas que me gustan, ya sea humor, arte, musica, chicas… Aproximadamente el 99% de lo que hay aquí es solo reblogueado de otros blogs, soy demasiado vago para postear algo, asi que… por qué no me ayudas enviandome algo? :PTumblr (3.0; @pollomecanico)http://pollomecanico.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bc772ea733995c29efbc1f01b56a2f00/tumblr_mmw0nyUKi11rzzwllo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://finofilipino.org/post/50580054990/que-gratuito" class="tumblr_blog">finofilipino</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>Qué gratuito…</strong></p></blockquote>http://pollomecanico.tumblr.com/post/50593521647http://pollomecanico.tumblr.com/post/50593521647Thu, 16 May 2013 21:29:11 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/92e4402fc4a00a650d7c6fe074c3fcbf/tumblr_mmuxo7ErFy1rves7ho1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.mequeme.com/post/50580031630/a-mi-no-me-mires" class="tumblr_blog">mequeme</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>A mi no me mires…</p></blockquote>http://pollomecanico.tumblr.com/post/50593517356http://pollomecanico.tumblr.com/post/50593517356Thu, 16 May 2013 21:29:06 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7b462d7b1b0e99de226531c5eadf3196/tumblr_mmsqczAwXR1s14aeuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://pollomecanico.tumblr.com/post/50593509574http://pollomecanico.tumblr.com/post/50593509574Thu, 16 May 2013 21:28:58 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5q727tbaC1qi23vmo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://pollomecanico.tumblr.com/post/50359406660http://pollomecanico.tumblr.com/post/50359406660Mon, 13 May 2013 21:36:56 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lov2qtl5kY1qjv3j7o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.quevidamastriste.net/post/50235504122/1-olvido-mandarlo-como-anonimo-2-se-lo-mando-a" class="tumblr_blog">quevidamastriste</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong><span>1. Olvidó mandarlo como anónimo…</span></strong></p> <p><strong>2. Se lo mandó a sí mismo…</strong></p> <p><strong>3. Se corrige así mismo su gramática…</strong></p> <p><strong>4. Se la corrige mal…</strong></p> <p><strong>5. Se contesta con otra falta de ortografía…</strong></p> <p><strong>6. Insulta a su propio blog…</strong><img alt="image" height="475" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6v0ke21OK1qjxapz.png" width="500"/></p></blockquote>http://pollomecanico.tumblr.com/post/50246209437http://pollomecanico.tumblr.com/post/50246209437Sun, 12 May 2013 12:32:49 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c1e88ff44c842add81f5b2c9e623f6f6/tumblr_mjrj6kMXa01qh59n0o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://pollomecanico.tumblr.com/post/50192915160http://pollomecanico.tumblr.com/post/50192915160Sat, 11 May 2013 22:39:33 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b5b4548243503b14536c1bdc71b5e87d/tumblr_miwnmgkpIf1qk4cb3o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3a71e98ebc67f94dd130097592c86b39/tumblr_miwnmgkpIf1qk4cb3o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1cd8aa2c96eb883879b8f1ee45c06171/tumblr_miwnmgkpIf1qk4cb3o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bfe785d52ac844d50aea85c566cf4ed0/tumblr_miwnmgkpIf1qk4cb3o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b4fe56e420d7d1c4fd9d527d83940230/tumblr_miwnmgkpIf1qk4cb3o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/712d30aea7f61f6d90328d5336cd165f/tumblr_miwnmgkpIf1qk4cb3o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cb70b790e4b15231e3e911494797af24/tumblr_miwnmgkpIf1qk4cb3o7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c0b757313b7402fb79c14823d8dd01ae/tumblr_miwnmgkpIf1qk4cb3o8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://pollomecanico.tumblr.com/post/50072691011http://pollomecanico.tumblr.com/post/50072691011Fri, 10 May 2013 07:45:56 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f0dfe7a6377568c5c844968bc39a68e2/tumblr_mlqhtzYV6K1rexr3so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Otra “Kissed by fire”</p>http://pollomecanico.tumblr.com/post/49622290670http://pollomecanico.tumblr.com/post/49622290670Sat, 04 May 2013 23:05:08 +0200pivones<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e6b1eeb91e4902b2d23bec37b57c36da/tumblr_mm7nuwgO0l1qf1p10o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/55853131a910576820734cd074e64171/tumblr_mm7nuwgO0l1qf1p10o2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thespacegoat.com/post/49499256186/o-accidentally-close-a-tab-ctrl-shift-t-reopens">thespacegoat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><small><span>• </span><span>Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.</span><br/><span>• </span><span>Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.</span><br/><span>• </span><span>CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL</span><br/><span>• </span><span>Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.</span><br/><span>• </span><span>Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.</span><br/><span>• </span><span>Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.</span><br/><span>• </span><span>Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it</span><br/><span>• </span><span>Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.</span><br/><span>• </span><span>If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.</span><br/><span>• </span><span>If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria. </span><br/><span>• </span><span>Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.</span><br/><span>• </span><span>Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.</span><br/><span>• </span><span>Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with http</span><strong>s</strong><span>://</span><br/><span>• </span><span>Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.</span><br/><span>• </span><span>Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.</span><br/><span>• </span><span>Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and  they will stay soft.</span><br/><span>• </span><span>Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.</span><br/><span>• </span><span>Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.</span><br/><span>• </span><span>Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.</span><br/><span>• </span><span>Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.</span><br/><span>• </span><span>Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.</span><br/><span>• </span><span>The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.</span><br/><span>• </span><span>Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.</span><br/><span>• </span><span>When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.</span><br/><span>• </span><span>When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.</span><br/><span>• </span><span>When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.</span><br/><span>• </span><span>When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times. <sma</span></small></p> </blockquote>http://pollomecanico.tumblr.com/post/49516128660http://pollomecanico.tumblr.com/post/49516128660Fri, 03 May 2013 17:28:17 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/64a21d29b035f846c6fc28d1fabfbbd9/tumblr_mm0w9g5h661s4bduco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://pollomecanico.tumblr.com/post/49196523529http://pollomecanico.tumblr.com/post/49196523529Mon, 29 Apr 2013 21:44:11 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbjkemiDqo1qmqe8to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://pollomecanico.tumblr.com/post/49034351626http://pollomecanico.tumblr.com/post/49034351626Sat, 27 Apr 2013 22:53:00 +0200pivones<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fa156415a2978dcf9cce24ce3cf7a1f0/tumblr_mfaxrsX1b31qzgny9o1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://foreverdai.com/post/49030359569/brutal" class="tumblr_blog">foreverdai</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Brutal!</p></blockquote>http://pollomecanico.tumblr.com/post/49033602263http://pollomecanico.tumblr.com/post/49033602263Sat, 27 Apr 2013 22:42:35 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/df74e1b580d4cf630a905fcb1ff56646/tumblr_mlh2g5Z5gs1rf1k49o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://pollomecanico.tumblr.com/post/48543562824http://pollomecanico.tumblr.com/post/48543562824Sun, 21 Apr 2013 20:26:16 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mby8m9RJ8W1qf5hozo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://pollomecanico.tumblr.com/post/48515674310http://pollomecanico.tumblr.com/post/48515674310Sun, 21 Apr 2013 13:09:06 +0200<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://metallikato.tumblr.com/post/23677417156/i-see-a-little-silhouetto-of-a-man-scaramouche">metallikato</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>_{I see a little silhouetto of a man}</p> <p>Scara^MOUCHE scara^MOUCHE </p> <p><em>Will you do the fan^dango?</em></p> <p>ＴＨＵＮＤＥＲＢＯＬＴＳ　ＡＮＤ　ＬＩＧＨＴＮＩＮＧ</p> <p>ＶＥＲＹ　ＶＥＲＹ　ＦＲＩＧＨＴＥＮＩＮＧ　</p> <p>Me!</p> <p>^Galileo,_Galileo</p> <p><span>^Galileo,_Galileo</span></p> <p><span></span><span>Galileo, Figaro</span></p> <p><em> magnificoo^oooooo_ooo~ </em></p> </blockquote>http://pollomecanico.tumblr.com/post/48426421248http://pollomecanico.tumblr.com/post/48426421248Sat, 20 Apr 2013 11:22:58 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/675286d036764dc00dc7abcf7e3d59f3/tumblr_mkuhqajkZF1s1vt4mo1_400.gif"/><br/> http://gugogif.tumblr.com/<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/50d8ada9f6fb897f4527f2abb53ebead/tumblr_mkuhqajkZF1s1vt4mo3_400.gif"/><br/> http://gugogif.tumblr.com/<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/826bf4eca1977a3ca3489bc4a67d2110/tumblr_mkuhqajkZF1s1vt4mo2_400.gif"/><br/> http://gugogif.tumblr.com/<br/><br/> http://pollomecanico.tumblr.com/post/47863091710http://pollomecanico.tumblr.com/post/47863091710Sat, 13 Apr 2013 16:04:05 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/885cce88d81ba9e024d1469ba23155b8/tumblr_ml5moeCBSc1qgu2vjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://demonsee.tumblr.com/post/47793939142/little-sister">demonsee</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Little Sister</p> </blockquote>http://pollomecanico.tumblr.com/post/47862925930http://pollomecanico.tumblr.com/post/47862925930Sat, 13 Apr 2013 16:01:16 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/167563235dfd7ae0d6576a37a89e83f8/tumblr_ml3zcaBklI1qz9bu3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://pollomecanico.tumblr.com/post/47855404181http://pollomecanico.tumblr.com/post/47855404181Sat, 13 Apr 2013 13:10:19 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ikxqAMzI1qdlh1io1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://pollomecanico.tumblr.com/post/47855376871http://pollomecanico.tumblr.com/post/47855376871Sat, 13 Apr 2013 13:09:28 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f75cab6fdb53e16f07a2d4b473537fb5/tumblr_mksxq98zrt1ql400jo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://pollomecanico.tumblr.com/post/47276836558http://pollomecanico.tumblr.com/post/47276836558Sat, 06 Apr 2013 16:36:32 +0200highway to hell